Besides getting to flout the title of Great American Grandma around to the lesser grannies at her quilting club - she'll get $50,000 and a lots of brand-spankin' new GE appliances for the kitchen (aka Abuela's lair).
On September 15th, one of the world's most eccentric performers and master of the 7-Nation Army will be in town melting minds - you should go for free!