No seriously, what the heck is that? Is it some kind of mountain lion? How about a seriously deformed deer? Chupacabra? What is this thing caught on camera roaming the Texas Hill Country?
You know the old saying "If you jump in the cougar cage, you're gonna get scratched?"
Wait, that's not a saying? Well, it should be. And this guy is living proof.
Last week, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore officially parted ways. Which was sad to see because you just expect a marriage between a semi-retarded man-child and a nymphomaniac granny to work out. It just shows that all of our relationships are in peril...