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There are opportunities in life to a make a bad situation a little better by simply rolling with the punches and doing your best to show those in charge of your fate a little humility. Let’s just go ahead and get this out of the way right now – this story is not about that, but more along the lines of drunken idiocy and maybe even a little sodomy.

Yeah, you're not going to like this kid at all. We hate him and we'll just assume you will to.

Now, I'm not really sure what the hell is going on in Sweden, but I'm kind of digging it. A video has surfaced online of a couple of chicks in Sweden getting liquored up on Moonshine and skiing with cows. It's really weird and kind of arousing.

I think at this point, we've all seen 'Drunken Master' with Jackie Chan. You know, the cheesy Kung-Fu movie about a guy who gets liquored up and kicks all sorts of ass. Well, in the Czech Republic, there are no Kung Fu masters, but there are extremely trashed goalies. Check out the videos of this drunken master after the jump. (And if you come face to face with this fellow on the ice, don't eat th

Whiskey can give you some TERRIBLE advice when you're out at clubs. Whether that bad decision has been "15 lap dances in a row from the stripper who looks like your high school crush would be AWESOME. Who cares rent is due tomorrow!?!" or "Sure she's 350lbs, but look at those boobs...

Some pretty stupid (and wildly entertaining) stuff can go down when alcohol is involved, like going on an airport joyride while wasted. It's not the smartest thing to do, but it happens. There's also the embarrassing drunk scenarios, like the one with this dude from Florida.

You still having trouble getting into the Christmas Spirit? Not ready for the Company Christmas Party, the Sexual Harassment lawsuits, and all the annoying family you try to avoid the other 364 days a year? We completely understand. But, to help you get your mind right, here is a list of our favorite Christmas Cocktails.

When it comes to getting f**ked up and having a damn good time, HellYeah is a band that wrote the sound track. Their latest bender driving banger, 'Drink Drank Drunk' just got the live tour/on the road music video treatment, and you can check it out after the jump.

Do you know what the best part about football season is? Sure, the games are great, but it's the drunken fans doing idiotic stuff that makes the football atmosphere so enjoyable. For instance, take this average, drunken Bears fan. She looks normal. But when she attempts to do some tricks on a stripper pole at a tailgating party, she goes from ordinary to extraordinary. (SPOILER ALERT: THE POLE WIN

Breathalyzer tests have long been the standard for law enforcement officers to determine who’s driving while intoxicated. But they may have met their match in a new product called Breathalyzer Equalizer. The team that came up with the item will really blow you away.

Well, unlike most people who get arrested, the Germans  fight back...with a dildo.  And yes this video is as weird as it sounds (What kind of man carries around a pink dildo in his pocket?).

You know the old poem..."Twas the night before Christmas" right? Well, that tired old tale gets new life breathed into its rotting carcass by Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes. Oh and lets not forget a half a bottle of whiskey! Thank you Funny or Die.