Calls poured in about what you shouldn't do, and I've compiled a list to keep you from getting knocked out by woman eating pickles and ice cream in public.
A shy young man is sitting at a bar eyeing a pretty girl. Finally he works up his nerve and walks over to her and says, “Excuse me, but could I buy you a drink?” In a voice loud enough for the whole bar to hear she replies, “NO, I WON’T SLEEP WITH YOU!” Mortified, he creeps back to his bar stool and resumes sipping his drink.