Remember those television aerobics shows that you used to fap to before school? Liar!!! I used to set my alarm 30 minutes before I really needed to wake up just to watch those feisty minxes bend and stretch to a lousy dance soundtrack. What mammeries! I mean memories.
We love wacky inventions just as much as the next guy, and that is why we LOVE the Couchbike. Think of it...getting the cardio your fat ass so needs, while in the comfort of your own couch! I mean really when's the last time you sat on a bicycle seat? Your ass was probably a lot smaller back then. This contraption would allow your posterior to sink in wonderful couch cushion and you get a full