Besides getting to flout the title of Great American Grandma around to the lesser grannies at her quilting club - she'll get $50,000 and a lots of brand-spankin' new GE appliances for the kitchen (aka Abuela's lair).
If you want to turn grandma’s house into a meth lab, do what any respectable dope fiend would do – drug the old coot and cook up a batch while she’s on the nod.