Found this HILARIOUS video about a guy explaining how to find a woman. It's a pretty basic graph, but man is it complicated.
What makes it so dang funny is how true it is.
...So you can watch a hot chick in her underwear be super flexible and bendy. Oh, the possibilities... it's moments like these I wish I could pretend to care about a woman's wants and needs. Ok, you caught me, I really don't but it might help in my pursuit of a super sexy, super flexible chick that doesn't dance on a pole for a living...