Lap Dance injures stripper
I don't know if you been to the Strip Club lately, but it seems like most of the girls are just mailing it in. No wild pole tricks, nothing crazy in the lap dance room. It sucks, and not in a good way.
But not all strippers are metaphorically sucking balls. Some are really getting after it. One Cleveland stripper was working so hard for her tips that she took a 15 foot nose dive!