Another drawing in the Powerball last night has yielded no grand prize winner. The grand prize amount for the December 30, 2023 drawing was a whopping $786 million.
Well, here's a weirdo for you. It's a man who likes to make love to cars.
But don't worry, he's not about penetration, he's more about hugging the cars, holding them close to his body and talking to them.
This story probably won't be that shocking at all to you, but the owner of a coffee shop in Everett, Wash., has been busted for promoting prostitution and money laundering.
But wait, what's so shocking about that you may ask? The coffee place is called Java Juggs. It's a coffee shop where baristas are dressed in bikini tops. And she owns a bunch of them.
A lot of people have been feeling all kinds of Patriotic since those brave Navy SEALS stormed into Pakistan and put a bullet into Osama bin Laden's head. It feels like the Fourth of July came early. So, I figure we might as well celebrate like true Americans by getting drunk and eating tons of red meat...
It started by calling Christmas trees "Holiday" trees, and now the Easter Bunny is losing the "Easter Egg."
So as not offend anyone this EASTER for an EASTER egg hunt some elementary school near Seattle Washington will be referring to EASTER eggs as "spring spheres."
Okay not only is that LAME, it's stupid, because eggs aren't spherical, they are elliptical in shape.