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We've all been there... a little short on cash, so we had to unload a few things... HA! I'm joking. But it's kinda accurate to say that if you've lived in Shreveport for any length of time, someone has tried to sell you something when you're driving, whether you're stopped at a gas station or a red light.

I thought it would be funny to ask my friends on social media about the things that a crackhead might try to sell you in Shreveport. I know it's boring, but my first guess was a cell phone. People wouldn't steal them if there wasn't a second-hand market. Then I thought I'd be cute and say Amway. You know, those household cleaning products everyone's mom felt obligated to buy from some family friend or other. I won't lie, I got questioned on the validity of that one a few times.

But, without further ado, here are some of my favorite answers. Feel free to add your own and give me a follow while you're at it!

Maria Lowry Dehart
Crack (Well played!!!)

Rick Shelton
Your stuff back.

TommiGirl Johnson
Food stamps, an old car stereo, and their grand mammy's shiny new teeth!

Mary Van Hoose
Pack of steaks. (Touche!)

Joe Hollay
Breast milk.

Teresa Nelson
Their momma's kidney!!!

D Peter Maus
Ballots for the 2022 election?

Cell phone? Amway?

Posted by Erin Bristol on Monday, March 22, 2021

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