This Is One Crappy Mailman

I hate getting the mail. I always end up getting a bunch of crap I don't want, but luckily I was never blessed this load of unwanted mail.

An Oregon mailman has been suspended for making an unwelcome special delivery.

The postman was captured on camera by a Portland homeowner as he defecated in a yard near some bushes on his postal route.

Don Derfler saw the shocking act through his living room window.

“He started pulling his pants down and started defecating, and at that point I grabbed my camera and started to take pictures,” Derfler told the local news station.

He was baffled by the incident.

“This is how they respect our property?” he said. “It’s just not right, and it’s also a biohazard.”

U.S. Postal Service officials apologized to the public, and suspended the mailman without pay pending an investigation.  But you know the saying, “if you gotta go, you gotta go”!