So I frequently go to People Of Wal-Mart and take a moment to savor the fact that #1) I am not on there and #2) I don't see any of my family on there. I also like to go there, as it makes me feel better about myself.

Now I go there today and what do I see? A story from Louisiana.













Meet Christopher Butler. We'll call him Chris, cuz we friends like that. It seems that Chris wanted to take a joyride in their handicap scooter. Now that doesn't seem odd, does it? Well it does if you want to use them as bumpercars at 2:30 in the morning....and that is exactly what good ol' Chris did.

So what happened? Our good friend Chris did something more stupid than play bumpercars in Wal-Mart...he drove his Ford F-150 to the Wal-Mart and the cops were called. When the officers arrived, poor Chris was arrested for intoxication and probable cause blood alcohol content as .133 (the legal limit is .08)

Well, if you happen to see Chris around our area, give him a shout that 99x was thinking of him.