Maybe I shouldn't assume he's a douche just off this video, but the odds are certainly in my favor. After watching him tool around, and seeing his douche-rocket buddy try to seduce the camera with his faux-macho sensibilities, I'm going to safely say this is a foreign-born, trust-fund halfwit looking to spend some of daddy's money. Again, I could be totally wrong, but if I am, let's hope he hits the Powerball so he can pay for this one.

(sorry if I over-douched the insults)

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