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Now that the Pentagon has confirmed the existence of aliens, what's the first thing you'd say if you were abducted? We asked Shreveport-Bossier residents with funny results!

Honestly, I don't know why this isn't bigger news. I mean, ALIENS EXIST! I've always thought it was arrogant to assume that we're the only ones out there. Let's face it, there's no way we're the best that God could do!

I've only had one 'alien' experience. Granted, nothing actually happened. I was living in Iowa at the time and my girlfriend Stephanie and I drove over to Ames to see the Dave Matthews Band. While we didn't partake, we were near the front row, in a cloud of marijuana smoke. That may have had something to do with what happened next. We were several hours from home, so we decided to beat the crowd and leave early. FYI, Iowa is flat and can get really foggy. Imagine our surprise when we saw rotating glowing lights in the sky that seemed to go up and down in the fog as we drove down the dark and lonely highway on our way back to Cedar Rapids. I found myself scooting further and further down in my seat like if they couldn't see me I'd be safe... CRAP!!!

Turns out that it wasn't aliens trying to abduct us. It was a rotating 'bat light' from an Indian casino out in the middle of nowhere and the lights were hitting the fog just right! We were pretty freaked, but thankfully, we weren't abducted or probed... that we know of!

Have you ever thought about what would happen if you came into contact with little green men? We asked locals and as usual, you delivered. Check out my favorites below, add your own comments, and give me a follow!

Sinjin Britt
Where you guys been....?
I was afraid you ghosted me.....
let's get this show on the road!

Carrie Lenik Shaver
I've been waiting for you

John P. Escude
Be gentle.

Colleen Snyder
Leave me alone and go to sleep...

Gary Snyder
Is the coffee ready?

Dalton Allen
Don’t touch me there.

Kathryn Wissmiller
As loudly as I could I’d scream “I FREAKING NEW IT, WHO’S THE CRAZY ONE NOW”

Erick Hays
Sorry, I'm happily married

Lane Rainwater
Sup guys, we doin this again? ‍♂️

Michael Beasley
Oh #€{%|< me...WAIT!! Not literally!!!

Kristin Stubbs
Bee do bee do...

Catie Watts Williams
Let’s go home

Jerry Opie Currington
Dude I know right!!!! That was some good shit!

 

The sad thing is, replace the aliens with dogs, and that’s how I wake up every day 😂

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Posted by Erin Bristol on Thursday, April 29, 2021

 

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