Call me Scrooge, a dick or whatever else you want, but I hate Christmas. It's not one thing in particular, but the collective of all the horrible things that go along with Christmas: eggnog, company parties, family get-togethers, not being able to get anything important done, tolerating neighbors' stupid light displays and crappy Christmas carols, reflecting on life and loss in general...the list can literally go on FOREVER!

So, if you're ready for the next month to go by as quickly and painlessly as possible, grab you a glass of bourbon, crank up these tunes, and flip Ole' Saint Nick the bird!

FEAR - F*#& CHRISTMAS

WEIRD AL - THE NIGHT SANTA WENT CRAZY

TINY TIM - SANTA CLAUS HAS GOT THE AIDS THIS YEAR

MURDER CITY DEVILS - 364 DAYS

BLINK 182 - I WON'T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

WEEZER - CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION

SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN - MERRY CHRISTMAS, I F*@&ED YOUR SNOWMAN