ZOMBIE ALERT Issued by Homeland Security
WASHINGTON -- The Homeland Security Department says "The zombies are coming!"
Our  government urged citizens last Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.  Not Rob or the flesh eating kind.
Bathrooms: Glorious Sex Paradise or Imminent Death Trap?
A new study by the Centers for Disease Control finds that the bathroom is a much more dangerous place that we suspected. It found that Americans age 15 and up make about 240,000 emergency room visits a year because of injuries sustained in the bathroom...
CDC is Ready For The Zombie Apocalypse
An employee at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has blogged that the agency stands ready to assist in the (ahem, unlikely) event of a zombie apocalypse. Good news!
Ali Khan writes, "You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll ev…