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13 Cereals That You Won’t See In Stores [NSFW PIC]

Shroomies
I am sure that they are magically delicious
Cheaties
Think this was MLB approved?
Dahmer Crunch
Even this one disgusts me.
Death
And you thought Life was the way. Think again. I am thinking this is what will be served as part of the New Health Care Plan for seniors.
Dingle Berries
I am wondering if they will team up with Star Trek for the new movie and have Klingons in every box.
Porn Flakes
...with a Cock on the front of the box.
Dandruff Flakes
And you wondered how they powered all the cereals.
Mr. Wonderful's Nuclear Waste
Wanna bet that it looks the same on the way out, as it did going in.
Prix
Not just for kids anymore
Toke A Puff
I have always said that those who partake Love Coco Puffs......Um...Puff, is that true?

Bitch Smacks
Now this is some pimpin' cereal
Sugar Tits
Betcha can't eat just one















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