Could You Deuce Here? [PIC]

Maybe I am the kind of person who can drop trow anywhere and any time the urge hits me, so having a lizard what me pinch one off won't bother me as much as thinking about doing a #1 with a fist coming through the wall.

If I had this bathroom in my house, I would start telling people, "Excuse me, I need to go sling the web".