It’s the Funniest ‘It’s So Cold’ Jokes to Warm Your Soul [FUNNY]
We can't say we weren't warned about this Cajun version of "Sneaux-Pocalypse", because the forecasters pretty much have hit this one on the head. Of all the times for them to pick to be right, they had to choose this one, but I digress.
They told us we'd see sleet, freezing rain and snow. Lots of snow. And temperatures in the single digits. And so far they've been exactly right. And now they're saying that tonight we could see round deaux of this arctic holocaust.
With more snow, sleet and possible freezing rain with as much as three quarters of an inch of ice forecasted for tonight, driving conditions tomorrow could be worse than anything we've seen in a long, long time. Couple that with the "Controlled Power Outages" from SWEPCO, and the next twenty four hours could get real hairy.
Course, even with all this going on, we're looking for a way to laugh around these parts. Taking the kids outside to play in the snow. Making snow angels, getting pulled around on old tires or a garbage can lid. It's just what we do. Anybody can look on the down side of things, but here in Northwest Louisiana, we wanna focus on the fun.
That in mind, I thought it might be time to list the funniest "It's So Cold" jokes that we could find on the internet, so here goes!
- It's so cold, the rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
- It's so cold, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
- It's so cold, someone spilled coffee on me and I thanked them
- It's so cold, you have to break the smoke off your chimney
- It's so cold, you have to open the fridge to heat the house
- It's so cold, your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
- It's so cold, people look forward to getting a fever
- It's so cold, we had to chisel the dog off a telephone pole
- It's so cold, pet stores are selling hamsters, gerbils and penguins
- It's so cold, I chipped my tooth on my soup.
- It's so cold, Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick.
- It's so cold, I farted snow flakes
Feel free to add your favorite, but let's keep 'em clean, and keep on laughing!