Besides the fact she is an avid drug abuser, chain smoker, on the verge of death and has almost completely flushed her career down the the tubes...ok, she doesn't have much of an upside. But, it seems the more trouble Lindsay Lohan gets into, the less clothing she wears, which isn't a bad thing (what can I say? I like my woman a bit on the trashy side).  These pics are outtakes for an upcoming issue of Love Magazine that happened to have leaked early.

God bless America and God Bless Lindsay Lohan's legal problems. Maybe she'll fall far enough down the rabbit hole where I'll have a shot (and maybe get one) with my favorite trashy, coke addicted ginger! (for more pics, click here)