Good Doctor

Being a man takes a lot of work. You have be strong like a bull, drink like a fish, smoke like a Colorado forest fire, and bang like a porn star. And damn is it exhausting being that big of a bad ass. So make sure you make the most important meal of the day, breakfast, a damn fine one so you can make it through your day with all the power you need.

I'm a huge Dr. Hunter S. Thompson fan, HUGE. And today, The Rum Diary opens. Not only is it starring Hunter's good friend Johnny Depp, but the trailer looks pretty awesome. I think I can handle it not being like the book as long as it's good...