Everyone in Louisiana speaks a little "Waffle House". But if you want to go beyond scattered, smothered, and covered, you'll want to examine our tutorial.
In my nomadic radio career, my family and I have had the pleasure of living in such disparate states as Louisiana, Kansas, Alabama, Minnesota, and our native Texas. (Though, having lived in East, West, North, and South Texas, I can tell you that's like four states in one...