stupid criminals

Like most Texans with a taste for the mota, I keep my eyes open and I can spot an unmarked police car from a mile away. They're not that hard to spot if you know what to look for. This guy didn't know what to look for ...

You have to be drunk to come up with this crap.

How many times do you have to get arrested to break the world's record? This Alexandria burglar could be on a record pace.

There is a reason these people got caught. They were stupid. They were really stupid. They were so stupid you almost could feel sorry for them if they weren't so stupid.

Well, unlike most people who get arrested, the Germans  fight back...with a dildo.  And yes this video is as weird as it sounds (What kind of man carries around a pink dildo in his pocket?).

We here at 99X don't condone drunk driving. It's just dumb. You can go to jail, loose your license, pay an assload of money to the authorities...and more importantly, you could seriously hurt yourself or someone else. It's just not very good...

When we hear those old wives tales like "If you masturbate, you'll go blind", we generally pay them no mind because we think they are BS. And most of them probably are. However, the saying "Crack Kills" can now being taken literally. A South Carolina man died in the backseat of a patrol car after ingesting an ounce of cocaine that had been hidden in his brother's butt... Read M

Monday in Montgomery County, Texas, Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham were arrested on drug charges at a Whataburger after a male acquaintance passed out from Hydrocodone that Arie admitted giving him. The two were put into the back of a police car, but the driver soon noticed that he couldn't see Arie...

I have a friend who got a tat a few years back and he is so proud of it...why, i have no idea. It is SUPPOSED to be a Bald Eagle with the American flag, but it looks like a duck with an American flag. Which brings me to the Dumbass of the day: According to the Chicago Sun Times, Donnie Whitworth (AKA Casper) is well known to his local police precinct...

A woman from Kissimmee, FL is facing both theft and child neglect charges for allegedly leaving two children in a car in the parking lot of a store where she was shoplifting.

According to a new survey, 50% of the country feels that marijuana should be legal, and I used to be on that band wagon. But, this is the reason pot won't be legal for a LONG time...it turns people into complete F*#king idiots. Don't believe me, well just read this story...

While the Amish completely reject most technologies, like the automobile, they apparently aren’t dead set against cellphone use. In fact, Amish man Willard Yoder used his cellphone to send 600 sexually charged text messages to a 12-year-old girl.