Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Luckiest Man Alive Wins Super Bowl Tickets for Life
This guy's Super Bowl plans are set. Forever.
Call the Cops to Complain Your Drug Dealer Raised His Prices? That’s a Big Fattie No
Only a dope would do this.
Saudi Prince Buys Plane Seats for 80 Falcons Because, Umm, Why?
The Atlanta Falcons aren't the only birds flying high.
Woman Survives the Ol’ Snake Stuck in the Earlobe Conundrum We’ll All Never Experienced
Don't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.
Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, Returns to Gamble, Is a Moron
Perhaps the only thing this guy is worse at than gambling is life.
Patriots or Falcons — Who Will Win Super Bowl 51? [POLL]
The New England Patriots are back in familiar territory, while the Atlanta Falcons are in relatively uncharted waters.
#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses Will Happily Help You Achieve Singlehood for the Holidays
All I want for Christmas is you...to not be in my life anymore.
Watch Ultra-Cool Santa Play the Flaming Bagpipes on a Unicycle
If Santa's sleigh breaks down, he will have an alternate mode of transportation.
Science Says This Is the Date Most People Break Up
Your holiday plans may be changing soon.
Man Who Farts With His Hands Wins ‘Finland’s Got Talent’
This man has a gas-tounding skill.
Are There Too Many Bowl Games? [POLL]
If only your Christmas stocking could be as stuffed as college football's bowl season.
Ridiculous Survey Reveals Names of Women Who Make the Best Wives
As it turns out, Miss Right does have a first name.