Well, I just learned something new today: you can actually die by playing with yourself too much. I think I may need to slow down a bit. 

According to M24Digital, a 16-year-old boy  from Brazil died after masturbating 42 times in a row. His mom was apparently well aware of what he was doing, but never sought professional medical or psychiatric help. The teen reportedly locked himself in his room and spent whole nights watching pornographic content on his PC.

I just want to know how they figured out that he punched the Pope 42 times. Counting crunched socks in his bedroom?