For those clumsy boot knockers ready to go on national television to embarrassingly explain how a sexual encounter led to a trip to the emergency room, now is your chance to tell your story.

According to a recent press release, the producers of ‘Untold Stories of the ER’ are currently conducting a search across America to find couples who are dating, married or no longer together to tell their checkered tales of botched sexual enthusiasm.

“Did you have an oopsie while making whoopee? Did you sustain an injury in the throes of passion? Have you had an intimate mishap that tops all others? Do you have an outrageous story that you and your partner(s) love to share?” states the release.

Couples interested in appearing on an episode of ‘Sex Sent Me to the ER’ are encouraged to send their story to Erin: or call her at 818.563.4131 ext. 209.

And yes, the show will compensate you for your stories and humiliation.