Sweet Jesus! I have found the trifecta of commercials.

I have spent a lot of time praying for a day we could find the perfect commercial that we would not understand and I doubted that I would ever find it...but I did...and it is everything I had hoped:

  1. Hot Asian Women
  2. School Girl outfits
  3. Lesbian candy coated kisses

Granted this doesn't have nudity, but sometimes, leaving something to the imagination is exactly what the doctor ordered.

I think I will be taking matters into my own hands for a moment, so please enjoy the scenery.