Are you a lonely guy or gal? Do you play excessive amounts of World of Warcraft and masturbate a lot because no other human being will touch you? Well, if you answered 'Yes' to any of these questions and you are good at humping yourself (or nothing at all) you need to check out the Air Sex World Championships. It's like air guitar for your junk.

The event is based out of Texas and travels around the country holding competitions. It's judged by a collection of Texas locals including comedians, sex shop owners and adult film stars. Every December the winners are flown to compete in the National Championships, held in Austin, TX.

Now, if you're interested in entering, the next event is in Austin on October 23rd at the Highball. If this isn't your thing, you can still laugh your ass off at some of the contestants. Check out the footage of some extremely lonely, horny folk getting their air hump on below.