With Christmas being right around the corner, chances are you'll be having holiday guests and family coming over and ruining your life. But this holiday season you can kill two birds with one stone. Not only can you have some decent dishware, but you can have the joy of watching your in-laws lick your balls clean!

Street Anatomy has put together a set of human tissue fine bone china. And not just any tissue but samples from the liver, thyroid, esophagus, and testicles.

The patterns were created by medical illustrator Emily Evans working with tissue slides under an actual microscope. So there's no actual liver or testicle on any of the plates (unless you slap your own on there).

The complete set of four eight-inch plates runs $200, but you can buy them individually for $60 if you have a soft spot for a particular organ.