Since Valentine's Day is right around the corner and a lot of you guys and gals out there are single, I figured I'd try to lend a helping hand by posting the best Craigslist Personal Ads of the week. 

This week's 'winner' is a guy from Bossier City who wants to talk to you about rock, smoke illegal substances and possibly have sex — even though he discloses that he has genital warts. NICE!

Ladies, before you start with the whole "Ewww! He's got an STD! Why would I want to touch him" stuff, you are also always complaining you can't find any honest least with him you can have your cake and get herpes too.