The Cure for Morning Sickness? Oral Sex.
It's a bad news/good news scenerio. Your girlfriend tells you she's pregnant. Not exactly how you had planned to kick off the weekend. But look on the bright side. And there is a bright side. A new study shows that there is a cure for that peskiest of pregnancy woes, morning sickness. And that cure is ORAL SEX!!! The more, the better.
No ladies, I'm not making this up. According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm. And not just any sperm. You need your baby-daddy sperm.
Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting, so the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.
Still not buying this? Then check out an abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information that backs Gallup up here. So, guys, turn that frown upside down...and tell your lovely lady with the crib midget 'in utero' - "Honey...I swear...doctor's orders!"