Guitar FAILS [VIDEO]

I have played guitar since I was 12 years old. While 18 years of playing sounds impressive, I'm no virtuoso. I can hold my own in a strum along, but you're not going to catch me doing any sweep arpeggios or finger tapping.

You will ALSO not catch me slinging my guitar around my neck, or throwing it in the air to catch it, or any other idiotic thing that some people think guitars are made to do...because they're not.

Watch this video of guitar fails, and notice that it's not just amateurs who are sometimes perplexed by this six-stringed thing. These fails range from the guitar doesn't work to the guitarist is a suckbag.