Love The Smell of Dead Fish? Get Yourself A Bottle of the New Sushi Cologne

Shopping on the internet is great. You can find things you didn't even know you wanted online. But every once in a while, you will stumble upon across a product that will make you go 'What the f**k?!?'. This is one of those products. If you've ever had the desire to smell like a big pussy, this is the cologne for you. I was shopping online and stumbled upon a new cologne from Demeter's, simply called 'Sushi'. No, seriously. It's real. You can buy it here for 40 bucks a bottle.

Now, in all fairness, the website claims this cologne isn't very fishy, but still. If I wanted to walk around smelling like a fish market, I'll pick up a hooker from Sprague Street. It'll save you money and at least you'll get a little fun out of it.