UFC Fighter and new sex symbol Ronda Rousey recently took up writing a sex advice column for Maxim Magazine. And that has already resulted in controversy because of her stance on lube. I know it sounds insane but its absolutely true. Here is exactly what Ronda had to say:

Dear Ronda: What should a guy NEVER do in bed? What should a guy ALWAYS do in bed? (Asking for a friend.)
– Jack, 36, Los Angeles

For what you should never do: Don’t bite my teeth! If my teeth are repeatedly hitting your teeth, then there’s a problem with what you’re doing. That freaks me out. I don’t like it. It’s terrible. I have a thing about my teeth. Even though I do a sport where I get punched in the face for a living, if your teeth hit my teeth more than a few times, I’m over it already. What should a guy always do? Take his time. In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, than you’re being lazy…and you’re not taking your time.

Now a lot of people are bent out of shape about this. "Ronda, not all women can get moist without a little help" and stuff like that...it's insane. Here is my take on this. A) Ronda is obviously not a doctor. B) What Ronda is trying to say, is that guys need to go down to the south land to help their ladies along. This, to me, is much ado about nothing.

Hell, I agree with her. Medically speaking, woman usually don't get their rocks off most of the time because of penetration, it is mostly because of the other stuff. I guess what I'm trying to say is brush your teeth, grab a Walkman, and spend some quality time with the lovely lady bits.

And, on a side note, Ronda I'd be more than happy to give you a loving tongue bath for hours on end.

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