We're back again with more from the wonderful world of Craigslist: Shreveport. What I've learned after trolling Craigslist is that you guys are wrecked. Not all of you, but a damn good amount of you are deviants. Which is great news for the rest of us, because we get to find humor in your broken dreams.

First up, our "housewife dominatrix" I don't know what part of 'housewife' translates to 'get paid for sex' but that's what we're looking at here. The point where she says "tokens required" means exactly what you think it means. Here's the rest of her post:

Hey I'm Erica I'm from Cali let's meet & have some fun. Tokens required to ride this ride. Serious inquiries please.
Hey I'm Erica I'm from Cali let's meet & have some fun. Tokens required to ride this ride. Serious inquiries please.
loading...

We're equal opportunity here at Craigslist: Shreveport, so let's find a guy now...how about this fella. He's looking to turn a double-play on a woman who's already pregnant. Oh, and he doesn't want just a little pregnant, he wants her super pregnant:

I am looking for a pregnant woman who is interesting in having some fun. Looking for 7-8 months along, if you're interested please send me an email, please attach a pic.
I am looking for a pregnant woman who is interesting in having some fun. Looking for 7-8 months along, if you're interested please send me an email, please attach a pic.
loading...

Let's throw out a bonus post today, this one isn't deviant, hell, it isn't even from here. This one comes to us from La Crosse, WI. If you've ever wanted to buy a ghost, now's your chance:

I have a male Ghost for sale. He came into my house when I purchased a old wooden chest. He is attached to the Chest. The chest comes along with the Ghost. He is attached to it. What ever room I put the chest in, he hangings around it. If I try to hide the Chest, he searches for it and even gets mad if he can't find it for awhile. You get the chest and the Ghost for $300.00. please email
I have a male Ghost for sale. He came into my house when I purchased a old wooden chest. He is attached to the Chest. The chest comes along with the Ghost. He is attached to it. What ever room I put the chest in, he hangings around it. If I try to hide the Chest, he searches for it and even gets mad if he can't find it for awhile. You get the chest and the Ghost for $300.00. please email
loading...

More From Highway 98.9