5 Stupid Things From Amazon That Cost More Than Anthrax Tickets

This weekend, the biggest show in the history of The Riverside Warehouse comes crashing into town. Legendary thrash rockers Anthrax are hitting downtown Shreveport Friday night. Tickets are only $28 in advance, and are SOMEHOW they're still available.

Now even though they're still available today, we're not 100% sure that they'll be available at the door Friday night. So you better get on them now. And if that's not enough to convince you to get after your tickets now, let's try shame.

We've combed through Amazon.com to find 5 stupid purchases that would cost you MORE than a ticket to see Anthrax in Downtown Shreveport!

Check these out:

#5 - An Ugly Set Of Bags

Yup, for more than it costs to see one of the most legendary metal bands of all time, in YOUR backyard, you could be the not-so-proud owner of these crappy bags. Enjoy that, we'll be getting our faces melted by Scott Ian.

#4 -Some Bath Towels

That's right, bath towels...F'ing BATH TOWELS cost more than tickets to see M-F'ing Anthrax LIVE in Downtown Shreveport. How does that make you feel?

#3 - A Snow Globe Of A Non-Winter Season

First question, why do you have a snow globe for a season known for falling leaves, not falling snow flakes? Second question, how is this almost sold out!?!?!

#2 - A Donald Trump Halloween Mask

Look, this is actually hilarious, and would make for a great Halloween costume, but we're trying to Make Shreveport Great Again, and in order to do that, we need to show Anthrax, and the whole Rock World, that Shreveport can sell out a show. So save some cash, help Shreveport, and buy a ticket to see Anthrax instead.

#1 - A Hillary Clinton Stand-up (Email server not included) 

See, we're equal opportunity here. Either the Trump mask, or Hillary Clinton cardboard cutout would be a decent waste of cash vs. tickets to see Anthrax. This Clinton stand-up is probably the worst investment of the two, but neither are good buys. Those Anthrax tickets though...you need them. Hell, after looking at how cheap they are against all of this garbage online, you're basically being paid to go to the show.