
I Pretend to Work & They Pretend to Pay Me, but at Least There are Breasts
Most of my days are spent doing ACTUAL work. But sometimes, that stuff gets old. So, instead of doing something constructive with my time, I stare at half-naked women. I'm not proud of it, but it helps me get through the day. So, to help make this sham look legitimate, here are some of the pictures I've been mindlessly staring at for the past hour or so. Enjoy!











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