Bossier Sheriff’s Office detectives are asking the public’s help in identifying a suspect who stole vibrators and a pleasure ring from a store in Bossier City Friday.
I don't know what was more daring. The fact the he stole the saw in plain sight of store employees or the fact that he stuffed a chainsaw down his pants.
I remember when I was a mere juvenile delinquent...watching a friend shoplift a Playboy from the shelf of a local drug store. It seemed like a lot of trouble. Casing the joint to make sure no one was watching. Turning his back to the store's video surveillance camera (like his series of ridiculous contortions to get the magazine shoved down his pants weren't a dead giveaway!). Obviously, the