world cup

Suárez of the Lambs
How long does this World Cup fiasco last? A year-and-a-half or some such nonsense? Why, oh why can't it be over, so all the soccer(futbol) bandwagon hoppers-on can shut up about it, and we can all get back to our miserable lives. Bitter...
World Cup
Every four years, an event happens that has the attention of the entire world. Except for the United States. And I'm not talking about the Presidential election. This one involves a round ball and and a bunch of guys jogging up and down a field...
World Cup Sex Session
I'm going to be straight here. I don't get soccer (or as the rest of the world calls it, futbol). This is a sport? A bunch of guys jogging. Face it soccer fans, you're watching a bunch of guys jog up and down the field. Oh, wait! He kicked the ball! More jogging. Yawn.
But for the rest of the world, …