I'm going to be straight here. I don't get soccer (or as the rest of the world calls it, futbol). This is a sport? A bunch of guys jogging. Face it soccer fans, you're watching a bunch of guys jog up and down the field. Oh, wait! He kicked the ball! More jogging. Yawn.

But for the rest of the world, where the NFL is just a dream, and all their best hockey players have left their respective countries to join the NHL, this soccer...uh, excuse me, FUTBOL...is a big deal. They riot over games, kill each other over games, and in the case of Chilean porn star Marlen Doll, bang random strangers for twelve straight hours over games.

Marlen Doll tweet
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The translation from "google translate" comes out roughly as,

I PROMISE IF CHILE WINS I WILL HAVE SEX FOR 8 HOURS WITH DIFFERENT MEN FROM TWITTER

That's right, with Chile down 1-0 in Thursday's World Cup match with Australia, Doll promised an eight hour sex-a-thon with as many Chilean soccer (dammit, FUTBOL) fans as she could fit in (no pun intended).

Chile pulled it off, and Doll put it in. For eight straight hours. And went into overtime for four more hours. What a trooper! What a fan! What a s***!

Marlen Doll tweet #2
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This is the time I would usually tell you to go to her Twitter page and check her out, but this woman is all kinds of jacked up (and exhausted!), so do so at your own risk! Don't say I don't warn you: @marienchilena

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