Watch This Robbery Go Horribly & Comically Wrong

When it comes to pulling off a robbery, this sad sack fell on his face.

A robber tries to hold up a café in Brazil, with the kind of result you would expect to see in an old silent movie.

The bandit enters the eatery and it looks like nothing exciting will happen. Well, whoever was in there must not have been in the mood to deal with a criminal because the outlaw was discarded like packing peanuts.

If there's any proof crime doesn't pay, this is surely it.