I think most of us can agree that most pop music is pure crap. It's musical equivalent to herpes - you don't want any part of it but all the sluts we're trying to nail have it, so inevitably we end up with it. It's a part of life.

Case and point, Carly Rae Jepsen. None of us could pick her out of a crowd, but somehow we have that god awful song "Call Me Maybe" stuck in our heads. That song is so horrible that a bottle of scotch and a handgun is starting to sound like a good idea. So, to help forget that an actual version exists, here is an awesome parody from some crazy Asian guy. Enjoy and hopefully you can forget that dumb bitch and her terrible song even exists.