bob and tom

Good to see that even in today's awful work climate, there are plenty of office workers who are still firmly devoted to beating the system. Literally. According to a new survey, 13% of office workers say that if they really wanted their company to replace their old computer with a new one, they think the quickest way to make it happen would be . . . SMASHING their computer.

For years and years there have been surveys asking women to name the most important quality they look for in a guy. And every time, "sense of humor" wins. Which, of course, is just a blatant lie.

You know, of all the reasons to hide in a Walgreens so you can be locked inside alone after hours . . . this MIGHT be the best one.

See, THIS is why I never do home repairs.

In a new study, a think tank called the Institute for Economics and Peace ranked all 50 U.S. states based on how peaceful they are. Which is a good thing or a bad thing, I guess . . . depending on your feelings toward hippies.

If I know Americans . . . and I think I know Americans . . . everyone's going to be getting drunk this weekend. There must be something to celebrate right? The Masters? KRISTEN STEWART'S 21st birthday? We'll all find some reason.

The University of Leeds in England has been running a major survey on the stripping industry, and they just released a report with their initial findings. We pulled out the six best ones strictly for your intellectual fulfillment.

If the government shutdown happens on Friday, we'll feel plenty of serious effects.

THIS is exactly why you should always slide down the dinosaur and peddle your car home with your feet as SOON as your work day's over.

Great news for perverts in Pittsburgh who want to get some street squish but are strapped for cash. The hookers there will be more than happy to exchange their services for that $25 Olive Garden gift card grandma gave you for your birthday.

Don't forget to listen to Kayla this afternoon as she gives out another pair of tickets for the Avenged Sevenfold Concert on April 22nd.

Some of the best discoveries and inventions were accidents: Penicillin . . . Fireworks . . . Post-It Notes.